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Does anyone have really good chuck norris or yo momma jokes?

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010
yo momma asked:


here 's. A. few: ordinary people can piss their name from Chuck Norris in the snow can pee his name into concrete. The Yo momma is so old that when God told him that there be light she hit the switch.

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If God messes with your family, would you fight back?

Monday, July 5th, 2010
mistersmallpants asked:


Hello God does something bad to your family, you argue? Like Chuck Norris or something. Or as Steven Segal in his film 'you mess with my family, you die'. Do you advocate?

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Why is Chuck Norris so popular in the military?

Saturday, July 26th, 2008
BVFIII asked:


In Iraq, Afghanistan, Kuwait and 50% or more of the paint is dedicated to Chuck Norris, sayings about how he doesn 't stop breathing as the hostage of the air or that god said "Let your light to be" then CN answered the "Ask Bitch" pleasant;. ¡Ame Norrisisms hear more! Most people seem to feel that the military loves you, little sense that she is just making fun of him. But nobody seems to know why Chuck Norris, Stallone is not smart, or Jane Fonda, etc.. So how do I chose the subject of these sayings?

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